Welllll.... This is embarrassing. I found a pair of super hip glasses at Costco - land where dreams come true. They rock cuz they're hip and for being plastic frames, they fit surprisingly snug on my flat face with even flatter nose.
The problem is, I look ridiculously silly. But I love em cuz they're so different! Deep sigh. Can't decide whether to keep them or exchange them for a pair of blah vanilla ice cream rims.